It was a hot day as I stood in line at the "Mail Box Etc" with my package. I was waiting to get my box wrapped, posted and shipped back for my refund. I'd ordered a Davie Lord dildo and they sent me a replica of a piece of meat that looked like it had been cast from a rogue elephant. It was the biggest black dong I'd ever seen. It was just too much to expect to take. I sure would like to see anyone hung with that kind of meat, let alone be screwed by it.
I was the last customer in the door before the six o'clock closing and just before the janitor flipped the lock. Standing in line, I just stood prancing and trying not to remember how much beer I'd drunk and how bad I needed to take a leak. I thought I would blow a gut, so in desperation I set my package down and slipped into the back room to use their private washroom.
I finally found it way back in the warehouse behind some boxes and next to a little army cot. The wash room was small, but clean, so I just stood there unzipped my jeans letting them drop around my ankles, and drained my bladder. Then suddenly everything went black. In a panic I pissed all over my leg trying to make out what the hell was going on. Finally, I w
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